Smiles are a dead giveaway. Europeans don’t smile on vacation and do not have smile wrinkles.
Flip flops are another American-only trait. Europeans wear sandals with straps or designer sneakers.
Any man wearing a necklace is from America. Especially if it is made of hemp or has wooden/bone beads.
Anyone with more than 2 children with them.
Single parents are Americans.
Any children present hints toward American.
Europeans know where they are going and do not usually spend a lot of time turning their heads.
Restlessness is a telltale sign of Americans, especially leg twitching.
Wayfarers and Smiths are American.
Weird, athletic-inspired Oakleys with bright colors are European without a doubt.
Blonde chest hair is European.
Short attention spans are American.
Rednecks=American, Red cheeks=European.
Freckles are as American as apple pie.
Sunscreen is American, as is tanning oil.
Older model digital cameras are American.
Pastel-colored shirts are European
Europeans have shorter shorts.
Ed Hardy is American (also gross).
PDA is all-American